KURVES Pictures

by Amy Shojai | Mar 12, 2012 | Uncategorized | 7 comments

Maxine enters and opens up MAXINE’S GYM.”

Jane singing…”Someone must see my heart.””

Fingers sings, “Need a friend, I’m not a baby…” Boots sings, “Need a car to woo a lady…””

“Tell them a story, stall for time, blow some smoke!””

Maxine tries to sneak a call for help.”

Boots sings, “My flame for chicks burns like a zippo, I like ’em thin. I like ’em hippo…””

Maxine sings, “Curves, when the road seems straightest there’ll be curves, when the path seems safest there’ll be curves…””

Celia sings with Ronnie and Jane, “Dreams for sale…don’t let what others say, rule your day, I have your secret to success!””

Ronnie and Jane get the drop on Boots.”

“My sister, in the most beautiful dress in the world.””

Company sings, “Life happens that way, forget your intentions, your best interventions get kicked to the curb every day.” END ACT ONE”

“He’s a man?! I thought it was two guys and five babes…””

“It’s time to stop your bellyaching.””

“And I’ve actually walked into the ladies room with you, Max, talk about a man of mystery.”[/caption

“Thirty years is a long time, Max, I can’t just pick up where we left off.””

“Very nice to meet you, Willy. I’m Mabel. And I’d love to see your lunchbox.””

“Stop it! What does the reason matter. Do you still love him?””

“I don’t say stuff all el-o-quent-ish the way educated people do, but I’ll do my bestest.””

Celia sings, “Am I happy? What does happiness mean?””

Troy enters through the back door. “Ronnie! Mother called, she was getting worried.””

“The back door’s jammed, I nearly broke my…whatsis trying to get it open.””

Troy sings, “Because you fit, you’re part of my picture, we both fit, we’re inside the frame…””

“The guy died in prison 15 years ago.””

“It fits!””

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7 Comments

Piper Bayard on March 16, 2012 at 11:18 am

Love the pics! Wish I could have seen the show, Amy. You folks clearly had a great time.
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- amyshojai on March 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
  
  Hi Piper! Yes, it was awesome. We’ve been asked to bring the show back. And the script has been requested by a couple of folks so it may be produced by other companies, too.
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patriciasands on March 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Thanks Amy! I feel like I just watched the whole show! Now all we need is the soundtrack. Congrats again on this wonderful success! You are one talented lady!
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- amyshojai on March 13, 2012 at 11:56 pm
  
  Thanks Natalie and Patricia!
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Natalie Hartford on March 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!
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amyshojai on March 12, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Thanks Jennifer! That lyric is from “You’re The Chick For Me” sung by the character who hits on everyone with a pulse. He’s hilarious–but has hidden depths and finds a true love despite his lines. *s* This was so much fun. We have folks interested in producing the show, so I need to get stuff posted soon…between press trips and speaking engagements, LOL!
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jennifer tanner on March 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm

…My flame for chicks burns like a zippo, I like ’em thin. I like ’em hippo… I LOVE THIS!

I listen to show tunes sometimes when I write. The catchy lyrics help me with the rhythm of my sentences and they’re a source for inspiration. Thanks for posting the pics, Amy. Truly wonderful that you’re multi-faceted and multi-talented.
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