Woof Wednesday: Say WHAT?

Do you speak “dog?”

Many of us get by without truly understanding what all the woofs and wags mean. We make do for two main reasons:

  1. Dogs are so smart they learn to understand us.
  2. Dogs forgive human stupidity.

Still, there are many problems caused by miscommunications. Some of ’em can get you bit–or your dog labeled “dangerous” or worse–sentenced to death.

[caption id=”” align=”aligncenter” width=”500″ caption=”A raised paw means…what?” Sammy the Westie


Dogs really have done it to themselves. They’ve become so loveable, and so attentive and willing to please, that humans begin assuming they’re just tiny ‘people’ in fur coats. (Never mind that’s incredibly politically incorrect and offensive…) Hey, I’m guilty, too. Calling pets “fur-kids” makes it easy to slip over that invisible line and hold them to human standards instead of–well–letting ’em be dogs.

People are primates. We’re touchy-feely, we want to hug and touch, and don’t always understand why our dogs don’t always welcome such things. And when the dog throws us all kinds of conciliatory gestures–ears down, cutting eyes sideways, wagging and slinking with a goofy grin in that “aw shucks” expression–we assume they’re guilty or apologizing for something.

Because that’s what a HUMAN would do–act guilty. And NO, “wagging my tail” is not how I threw out my back. Harumph.


Anyway, the pet owner in this Ask Amy installment assumed the pawing dog was apologizing. Was that right?

What do all those tail wags mean–that he’s friendly right? Yes…and no. Tail talk has many meanings. So do woofs, whines, growls and howls. Even fluffed fur can speak volumes and oh-dear-heaven, don’t get me started on Pee-Mail! (or is that pee-male, LOL!). So what do you think “pawing” might mean? Here’s a hint–it’s part of the peace-keeper pooch repertoire!

What else does your dog do that makes him look guilty? I know lots of dog-savvy folks read this blog, so what am I missing? Please add more info in the comments and we’ll make this installment super-share-able!

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Woof Wednesday: Say WHAT? — 9 Comments

  1. What a great post! Having grown up with pooches, I’ve always assumed that I knew what they were saying. Never even considered the cross-cultural primate-canine dynamic. Thanks for the insight!

    • Hey Danielle, thanks for visiting! And just think–the cat and dog also have communication issues. A dog’s wagging tail beckons “come closer” while the same signal in the cat says “stay back!” No wonder the fur sometimes flies!

  2. My dog doesn’t wiggle her tail when she’s done something wrong. Her face always looks sad to me, unless she’s panting – but her tail wags constantly so I know she’s happy. When it’s not beating me or the furniture, I know she’s done something…..

  3. Loved this post. Just spent a week with my wonderful grandpuppy Abby, who is a minpin. She’s the smartest dog ever! I can tell that by the way she loves her Grandma Jackie.

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